When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
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Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’
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Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
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Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.
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The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.
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With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.
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Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.
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To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It’s futile to gaze at the world through a car window.
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A car for every purse and purpose.
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Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is.
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The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
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More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.